Now then, Mr."Boy 8-Bit", if that IS your real name. You claim that your name comes from the fact that you use an Amiga to make music. You claim they used to use an 8-bit sampler. You also claim you were young at the time.
Wrong.
Wrong. Wrong. Fucking all goddamned wrong.
Firstly, you never "made music" with an Amiga. You made a series of random insufferable beeps. There's two sides to that coin. And on the side your "music" is on, you're a fucking knobshiner.
Secondly, "they" used an 8-bit sampler. "They". Who are you talking about? There is no "they". There is only "you". And "you" are still a fucking knobshiner.
Finally, (and I'm sorry if this comes as a shock) you were never young. You clearly congealed in some backwater Bromley gutter, the congealed love spawn of Bjorn Borg and a lemur.
So do us all a favour and Ctrl+C your life as soon as possible.
You fucking knobshiner.
Furthermore:
"Product of the '80s": Fucking what?
"Lady GaGa": Tits or GTFO
"Josiah Leming": Unless you're a Blocker Lemming, get the fuck out of my face, for you are of no practical use whatsoever.
"Barcelona": I've got an ice cold steel bar with your names written all over it. Now who wants to fucking dance?
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