Abjurist Belmara

Hello my name is Abjurist Belmara, I was killed when Kael'thas and his blood elf kroons came an invaded Kirin'Var Village in Netherstorm. Now I just wander around the village as a ghost trying to kill people. If you the the jump on me I can be killed pretty easily however the thing is I respawn in about 10 seconds and then sneak up behind the last person who killed me while they are fighting another one of my fallen comrades and are at about 20% health and Frostbolt them to death.

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Tarisai Vushe

Listen

WAT?!

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This guy

No not the guy on the left who has been convicted of 48 murders, confessed to 11 more, admitted sticking vodka bottles in victims' skulls and been diagnosed with "homocidomania", the one on the right with the silly hat.

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Wheatgrass

What a fucking wank.

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This guy

Yeah I see you riding, and yeah I am hating.

Douchebag.

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Netscape Navigator

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Pepsi

1 part battery acid
1 part Mylanta
2 parts AC Cola

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Paul Shaffer

Would it kill you to shut up for a second?

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Pink

"...Let me tell you 'bout hard work, hard work, hard work
You don't know nothing 'bout hard work, hard work, hard work.."
Extract From Pink's current single "Dear Mr. President" a song Pink describes as "an open letter" to US President George W Bush...

Where the fuck do you get off telling people about hard work you self righteous man bashing harlett woman. Look I'm not a George Bush fan by any stretch of the imagination (although the guy does have some pretty smooth dance moves) but to insinuate that his job as the President of the most powerful nation in the world is a walk in the park is a fucking joke.

And what exactly was it you were going to tell him about hard work huh? Were you going to tell him about how hard your pilates were this morning or how hard it is having to travel the world singing your girl power anthems to thousands of adoring fans? Oh I know you'd tell him how hard it was trying to fuckover Australian wool farmers and then doing a complete 180 once you realised you'd pissed people off. Yeah that's it.

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Greedo

Slick shooting, hot shot.

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Sub-fail: Greedo Shooting First

Worst cinematic idea ever. Mega-failure.

The following characters in Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

In no particular order...

1. Bugle kid

Why is his face so shiny? That's not normal.

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2. The gang who took that cross thing

Apart from the leader guy, he's ok. But the kid who yells heaps, the Slash wannabe and the other guy can get fucked.

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3. Donovan's wife

Shut up bitch.

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4. This Guy

Nice nose fuckhead.

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5.This Guy

He gawn get it.

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7.The Pilot who flies into the tunnel

Idiot

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8. Donovan

That's what you get.

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9. Brodie

Babbling old fool

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10.Shortround

I know he's not in The Last Crusade but he is easily the most annoying character in all the 3 films so I put him in anyway.

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Ratburn

Fucking Ratburn

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Timbaland

Fuck off.

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Radiohead

Fans of British rockers Radiohead yesterday took advantage of the band's offer to let them pay what they want for their new album, In Rainbows, with one third deciding to pay absolutely nothing for the download, reports said today.

Interesting, bold, ambitious, England. These are the words that sprang to mind when I read the above article. Very noble of you boys, unfortunately your fans don't seem to share that quality.

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The Rock

Disney movies? Dude lame. You use to be cool man.

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Delays

So I get this email...

^^
Click for details

Oh for christ sake. I want my freaking Dio T-Shirt!!!

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People who do this

It's called My Computer, it's on your desktop, use it.

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