31.3.08

Underwater Ironing



Worst world record ever.

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Solvol


Hey here's a good idea lets get some soap and mix in a shit load of sand and flog it of as "soap for hard cunts".

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APIA


As a 22 year old I am so sick of pensioners lording their low low insurance premiums over me every time I step out of the house. I swear the next old man who comes up to me and is like "oh, check out my car insurance it so fucking cheap!"is going to cop a spine buster in the middle of the fucking road.

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18.3.08

Hiring Non-Union Workers

Cable Installation Disaster


Let's face it. Even at the best of times, it's still a pretty big risk.


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The rate at which MS Paint compresses .jpegs

It's not 1997 anymore.


Looking at things through a pixellated haze just doesn't cut the mustard these days.


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Cool New People (continued)








Clean yourself up, you filthy fucking harlot.


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13.3.08

Nitro

For those of you who have not yet been enlightened Gladiators (you know that Mike Whitney hosted all those years ago) is coming back, and it's going to fucking own. Apart from this so called "Gladiator"...

Say no to drugs kids.

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1.3.08

AAC files



Fuck you Macintosh seriously.

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