13.2.09

Lesbian Batwoman


"Batwoman is making a comeback, replacing Batman - who is missing, presumed dead - in the popular DC Comics series. And this time around the superheroine's alter ego, Kathy Kane, is a red-headed lesbian."

Wat. Look I have no problems with lesbians or red heds but Jesus Christ this is like killing off Superman with a transsexual gorilla who sources it's power from radioactive bananas. As if batman could ever die anyway, years of training in the bat cave has prepared him for anything.

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People who wear that cheer up emo kid t-shirt


Only two types of people wear this t-shirt..

  • Cockheads
  • Emo's
I don't understand why emo's wear this shirt... Are they trying to be self deprecating or do they actually believe they are not emo's? When you look at the emo's who wear this shirt it's like "you are clearly emo"; I don't get it.

On the other side of the coin are complete cockheads. These are the dudes who in high school were just total smart arse douche's. You know that dude who you always wanted to punch in the face in high school but never did. The guy who you refuse to talk to at the pub even though you've just had a D&M with a guy who made you eat dirt at footy practice all through grade 9. You know that guy...(or maybe I am just digging up some unresolved issues from my childhood... and yes I'm drunk again)

Anyways, the t-shirt sucks and if I see you in one I'll punch you in the throat.

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That guy from so you think you can dance


Hey do you want to try out for my new show?

It's called "So you think you can come on Good News Week and make up for your complete lack of comedic value by dancing with Georgie ParGET THE FUCK OF MY TELEVISION FUCK FACE!!!"

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11.2.09

Germaine Greer



http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7880000/7880680.stm

Shut up. Shut up. You fucking ridiculous, stupid whore. Shut up.

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6.2.09

"Sunday Night"


As if I didn't have to put up with enough sensationalistic journalism as it is; now I have to deal with this tripe while I'm hungover and dreading work the next day.

I'll give you the hot scoop on Britt Lapthorne. The chick died like 6 months ago and I really don't give a shit any more. Seriously it's a horrible thing that she was murdered/drowned/eaten by sea beasts whatever, but why is she so important that I have to hear about it every 5 minutes?

People get killed every day yo. That's how it goes down on the streets you know? For real tho.

I'm drunk..so what? It's beautiful...

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Angelina Joile

"Angelina Jolie is said to be on a special diet to get pregnant. The star, who has six children with Brad Pitt, has reportedly taken several steps to ensure she is expecting again by mid-year."

Stop.

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