People who wear that cheer up emo kid t-shirt

Only two types of people wear this t-shirt..

• Cockheads
• Emo's

I don't understand why emo's wear this shirt... Are they trying to be self deprecating or do they actually believe they are not emo's? When you look at the emo's who wear this shirt it's like "you are clearly emo"; I don't get it.

On the other side of the coin are complete cockheads. These are the dudes who in high school were just total smart arse douche's. You know that dude who you always wanted to punch in the face in high school but never did. The guy who you refuse to talk to at the pub even though you've just had a D&M with a guy who made you eat dirt at footy practice all through grade 9. You know that guy...(or maybe I am just digging up some unresolved issues from my childhood... and yes I'm drunk again)

Anyways, the t-shirt sucks and if I see you in one I'll punch you in the throat.

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Mantyhose

Guy1: Hey man, check out my sweet pantyhose!!
Guy 2: Yeah they're about as cool as aids.
Guy 1: But don't I look cool?
Guy 2: No.

If you have to have this conversation with any of your mates you should probably kill them. There is no excuse for this shit.

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