28.9.07

Matthew Knights

/sigh

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25.9.07

This guy









It's not just the players who need to keep their eye on the ball (er, well... or bat).

Try ducking next time, champ. You'll have plenty of time to learn that skill while you're sucking soup through a straw for the next few months.

Also, I'm not entirely sure what's going on with the little girl down there bottom there... But uh, yeah. Not advisable.

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13.9.07

Trevor Marmalade



Your not funny. Never have been.


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People who call you and then say "I gotta go I'm on a mobile"


You called me bitch!!! If your so concerned about paying an extra like 10 cents for a phone call then you should have waited till you got back to your office hey?!!?!?

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12.9.07

Mike Larkan - Channel Ten Weather Man

I don't want your bad jokes, just tell me what the weather is going to be like tomorrow then STFU.

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8.9.07

Pete Wentz (aka "That Guy from Fall Out Boy) cont'd

Let's break it down:


- Is responsible for unleashing Panic! At the inappropriate punctuation upon the world.
- Once showed his package to 14 year old fans on the internet.
- Is aging terribly, and making an awful attempt at hiding this fact.
- Is in a bad band.
- Gets dwarfed by his P-Bass.
- Is a world class douche.

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7.9.07

Tommy Lee


You are the bane of the male gender you dirty sexist twat.

Here's why.

BTW Motley Crew SUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

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That guy from Fall Out Boy


Your not so cool. Who do you think you are all up in my face on video hits on Saturdays morning when I'm all hungover and shit. Piss off.

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6.9.07

Bartenders who insist on calling it a "Pot" and not a "10oz"












Yeah. Like that cunt. I bet you he'll give you some lip too.
I don't need your cheek, boy. Just get a clean 10 ounce glass, and pour my beer.
Fucking tap monkey.

Matter of fact, an epic fail to all bartenders who aren't this guy:










He wins.

Everyone else:

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Pointless Facebook Apps





Two things:

1. Man the fuck up.

2. We already have a perfectly fine system for sending anonymous messages to people. It's called the INTERNETS.


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The "new" Alvin and the Chipmunks movie





















For fucks sake Jason Lee. Scientology really has melted your brains, hasn't it?


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3.9.07

Boy George


Oh for Christ's sake, what are you doing? What made you think looking like that was a good idea?

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