The Vampires application on Facebook and the fiends that shove it in your face

"Fuckhead's "insert lame prefix here" Vampire has earnt 3 vampire points by attacking you 3 times. Click the 'Start Biting Chumps' button to become a Vampire and start biting other chumps! You can also fight other Zombies, Vampires & Werewolves now!"

Hey I got a better idea, how bout I come over to your house and pop you in the jaw for 3 points. How does that sound?

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Professor Ogden Wernstrom

Wernstrom....

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Bionic Soccer Balls

A NEW "bionic ball" being tested at the Club World Cup in Japan could soon be a regular feature at FIFA tournaments, its developers say.

The technology, involving magnetic sensors that determine if the micro-chipped ball has crossed the goal line, has worked well so far, according to co-designers adidas and Cairos.

I've got a much better system for judging goals.

If the ball goes in the net, it's a goal.

Cunt-fucking-simple.

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Bob Geldof

Kill yourself.

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Myspace "Secret" Shows

THIS IS A SECRET SHOW SO DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET. AND IT'S ALL SUPER SECRET AND EXCLUSIVE SO DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. IN FACT, IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I MEAN, YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT, BUT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME IT'S TOTALLY HAPPENING AND YOU SHOULD COME BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET SHOW THAT EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD TOTALLY DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT. YOU ARE SUPER HIP AND COOL AND TOTALLY IN ON THE BIG SECRET. AWESOME.

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Cory Feldman

Cheeky little shit.

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Say what?

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Barrens Chat

Ahh, now I remember why I play Alliance.

Want more?

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The amount of contributions to this blog during the month of November

Lift our game, we bunch of slack cunts.

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