tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22749815427546314772024-03-05T23:07:30.801+11:00Epic.Fail.<strong>Epic - </strong><em>ep-ik</em><br>
-adjective <br>
1. of unusually great size or extent: a crime wave of epic proportions.
<p><strong>Fail</strong> - <em>feyl</em><br>
–verb <br>
1. to fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.KidBalancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07409311572112703247noreply@blogger.comBlogger305125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-65680246163460308752010-05-31T10:51:00.001+10:002010-05-31T10:52:35.137+10:00Clay Court Tennis<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.porsche-tennis.de/prod/pag/tennis.nsf/resources/claycourt_intro/$file/claycourt_intro.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 344px; height: 201px;" src="http://www.porsche-tennis.de/prod/pag/tennis.nsf/resources/claycourt_intro/$file/claycourt_intro.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>Any sport that Spaniards excel at should be universally outlawed.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:</p><p><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7563/mehgm5.jpg" height="95" width="191" /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com58tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-36023900515479082222010-05-30T12:29:00.002+10:002010-05-30T12:33:38.517+10:00Bad Buskers who insist on being called "Musicians"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://grassrootsy.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/busker1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 365px; height: 386px;" src="http://grassrootsy.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/busker1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br />Open up your braintanks, because I'm about to drop some premium, 91 Octane knowledge.</p><p>If your most regular gig is a tram stop, you're not a musician, you're a complete fucking annoyance.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:</p><p><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" height="95" width="191" /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-43070342406075748072010-05-16T11:55:00.002+10:002010-05-16T11:59:34.698+10:00Lacrosse<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.americanathleticinstitute.org/college/images/lacrosse1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 291px;" src="http://www.americanathleticinstitute.org/college/images/lacrosse1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>What the fucking fuck even is this stupid game?</p><p>A bunch of over-privileged retards skipping around a field, wailing on each other with sticks.</p><p>And those helmets are ridiculous.</p><p>Die.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:</p><p><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" height="95" width="191" /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-45814357019399865102010-05-14T07:17:00.003+10:002010-05-14T08:59:54.793+10:00The advertising for Macgruber<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0410_entertainment/macgruber-movie-poster-final.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 414px;" src="http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0410_entertainment/macgruber-movie-poster-final.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>"<span style="font-weight: bold;">The funniest Saturday Night Live film since Wayne's World!</span>"</p><p>What? I've got copies of Wayne's World 2, Coneheads, A Night at the Roxbury and Office Space that say otherwise.</p><p>"<span style="font-weight: bold;">The best action-comedy since Beverly Hills Cop!</span>"</p><p>Alright, now that's just a flat-out fucking lie. I haven't seen Macgruber at all and don't actually plan on doing so, but I'll stake my house and reputation on it not being the kind of movie that warrants a "best" of anything. Maybe in 6 months time it can grab a "Best value under $3" sticker on the front of the DVD, but that's it.</p><p>"<span style="font-weight: bold;">Crude, ridiculous, and very, very funny!</span>"</p><p>Fuck off, fuck off, fuck right off. Ryan Phillipe hasn't done a damn thing since the stupid dickhead ditched Reese Witherspoon (who does that? seriously?), and Will Forte would be a one-trick pony if only he learned whatever that one trick was.</p><p>Go see Hot Tub Time Machine instead.<br /></p><p><br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:</p><p><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6592/failxo8.jpg" height="95" width="191" /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-2951281792501593852010-05-02T04:49:00.002+10:002010-05-02T04:53:35.668+10:00Justin Bieber<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/4020/479421justinbieberworld.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 316px; height: 237px;" src="http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/4020/479421justinbieberworld.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>There's just something about his stupid weasel-face that's ever-so-punchable.</p><p>Fuck. Look at him. Even when he's bungy jumping he keeps that "HURRRRRDURRRRRRR" shit eating look.</p><p>I don't know much about this world, but I do know that there's a blazing hot fire with this little polesmoker's name written all over it.</p><p>Get fucked.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:</p><p><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" height="95" width="191" /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-58794316359426120422010-04-29T07:07:00.001+10:002010-04-29T07:09:18.291+10:00Fuller<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GHp3tbQtz24/Sx3JrDIQ_tI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/0OQIvvSVaqw/s400/fuller_wets_the_bed.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 298px; height: 399px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GHp3tbQtz24/Sx3JrDIQ_tI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/0OQIvvSVaqw/s400/fuller_wets_the_bed.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p>Seriously kid. Go easy on the Pepsi.</p><p>And stop smiling, you little shit.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:</p><p><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6592/failxo8.jpg" height="95" width="191" /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-874383875420244952010-04-11T01:41:00.002+10:002010-04-11T01:49:46.051+10:00American Cheddar<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://youvegottotastethis.myrecipes.com/taste_this/images/2008/11/11/7wwcheddarmrgalleryl.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://youvegottotastethis.myrecipes.com/taste_this/images/2008/11/11/7wwcheddarmrgalleryl.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>Sourced from the deepest depths of Satan's toenails and delivered straight to the walls of your most vital arteries, this piss-poor dog's breakfast excuse for "cheese" looks like utter shit and tastes like utter arse. It's taste is so bad that it renders any and all foodstuffs it comes into contact with utterly useless, sapping the taste and nutritional value away like a sembiotic parasite; slowly ebbing away the foods' lifeforce until all that's left is a sad, pathetic grey lump of mush topped with this snot coloured glob of hell.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Right here is where, in an ordinary world, you'd see our fancy little meter proclaiming this particular post to be of the category "Epic Fail".</span></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">However, in imageshack's infinte wisdom, they have decided to usurp the original image, and instead replace it with an ad spriuking their "thumbnail feature".</span></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">If I wanted fucking thumbnails, I'd travel across the globe to imageshack's HQ and forcibly remove the thumbnails of the guys who coded that feature using nothing more than a rusty pair of needlenose pliars, with a bucket of liquidised citric acid to soak the open wounds in.</span></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;">Fuck you, Imageshack. Jerks.<br /></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-11522120493452000892010-02-20T15:54:00.002+11:002010-02-20T16:02:26.873+11:00The French<p><object height="221" width="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iw4HuB6iiyE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Iw4HuB6iiyE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="295" width="480"></embed></object><br /></p><p>HOW ARE YOU EVEN A COUNTRY?<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1244/epicfailhj1.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-68238407577507141252010-02-03T22:58:00.003+11:002010-02-03T23:02:44.717+11:00The phrase "Oh no he/she didn't!"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miley-cyrus-attitude.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 399px;" src="http://www.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miley-cyrus-attitude.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>Motherfucker, you were RIGHT FUCKING THERE. You saw it. You saw it with your own eyes, and you heard it with your own fucking ears. Of course they did it. They did it, and you know they that they did it. You know this, because you were FUCKING. WELL. THERE. So why question it? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN YOU JUST FUCKING WELL SAW THE SHIT.<br /></p><p>You inattentive DICKHEAD. FUCK.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-37886361153169220992010-02-03T17:02:00.000+11:002010-02-03T17:06:12.034+11:00Personalised number plates<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.funbreak.nl/data/stfu-license-plate.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 305px;" src="http://www.funbreak.nl/data/stfu-license-plate.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>Nothing says "short-sighted fucktard" like a stupidly expensive 7 character phrase that was funny once for about 3 seconds.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6592/failxo8.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-17165326396112204482010-01-21T15:29:00.002+11:002010-01-21T15:34:09.472+11:00James Cameron<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/james_cameron.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 560px;" src="http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/james_cameron.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />With all this 3D fuckwittery that he's got going on, you'd think he'd utilise the same technology to trick his wife into finally thinking that he does, in fact, possess a functioning set of testes.<br /><br />But apparently he's content to eternally remain a dickless wonder.<br /><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-9119132063753936672010-01-20T18:18:00.003+11:002010-01-20T18:27:07.394+11:00Corporate Name-Sponsored Stadiums<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e2hQu-ZD_7E/S1auVKNiqtI/AAAAAAAAAF8/cEnZmEiM4ns/s1600-h/stadiumfail.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e2hQu-ZD_7E/S1auVKNiqtI/AAAAAAAAAF8/cEnZmEiM4ns/s400/stadiumfail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428718079383349970" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>Man, back in the day sports venues used to sound so cool. You'd have simple, completely badass sounding places like The Coliseum, or Meadowlands, or York Motherfucking Park. Nowadays it seems like every retard and his cheque book can throw his dick and balls on the side of an arena and call it "corporate sponsorship". To make matters worse, they sound RIDICULOUS. Hisense Arena? Izod Centre? ETIHAD STADIUM?</p><p style="font-weight: bold;">FUCK. THAT.</p><p>When I get good and rich, I'm going to buy a stadium and rename it myself. Just for shits and giggles, I'll buy the team that plays there and rename that too! Fuck it, I'm going to throw money everywhere at everyone. You can't stop me, chief. I'm in the fucking ZONE.<br /></p><p>From 2015 on you'll be able to see the New Jersey Suckmydicks playing at Eatmyshit Arena, as they make their way towards their third Cockface Cup in a row. Games broadcast exclusively on the <span style="font-weight: bold;">E</span>veryone's <span style="font-weight: bold;">S</span>hitty <span style="font-weight: bold;">P</span>oo <span style="font-weight: bold;">N</span>etwork.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6592/failxo8.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-85178696572373207862010-01-20T18:01:00.003+11:002010-01-20T18:06:41.128+11:00Dudes who should be bald, but aren't<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.watoday.com.au/2009/11/26/924074/shanewarne-420x0.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 384px; height: 490px;" src="http://images.watoday.com.au/2009/11/26/924074/shanewarne-420x0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>The type of muppet who tries to defy the will of nature by going to Advanced Hair or using fucking Rogain or Dimoxinyl or whatfuckingever. You know the type. By all accounts, they should be sporting a dome by now, but instead they've used filthy gypsy cheats and grown their hair back. So now they flaunt their non-baldness by doing ridiculous shit with it like in the above. The end result bares an uncanny resemblance to a burnt out abandoned sparrows nest.</p><p>Take the hint. You've run the hair gauntlet, and you fucking well lost. Deal with it.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7563/mehgm5.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-56562271042293245762010-01-20T17:58:00.001+11:002010-01-20T18:00:52.799+11:00Dinara Safina<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.bootsandsabers.com/images/uploads/r1925771225.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 399px; height: 297px;" src="http://www.bootsandsabers.com/images/uploads/r1925771225.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>Woah! Put her back in! She's not done yet!<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-37615030985911512072010-01-13T11:35:00.002+11:002010-01-13T11:40:58.432+11:00Jay Leno<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.gambling911.com/Jay-Leno.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 500px;" src="http://www.gambling911.com/Jay-Leno.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>Miserably retarded hack who's been rehashing the same jokes that have been stale since 1992. Furthermore, is a Chinbeast that should hung, drawn and quartered in a public square alongside such other mythical beasts as Gojira, Gamera, Mecha-Streisand, and <a href="http://epic-fail.blogspot.com/2009/11/shia-lebouf.html">JizzBoy: The Boy made of Jizz</a>.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1244/epicfailhj1.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-48907181308281037742010-01-13T11:31:00.003+11:002010-01-22T16:42:36.127+11:00Military Re-enactments<p><br /></p><p>What a staggering, mind-numbing, face-boiling, soul-depriving waste of fucking time.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-76595803578014180532009-12-22T18:38:00.003+11:002009-12-22T18:41:15.157+11:00Dudes who still "octopus" their guitar strings<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/528585352_2733469a40_o.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 373px; height: 261px;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/528585352_2733469a40_o.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>It's not 1998 and you're not in Static X.</p><p>Clean your shit up.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6592/failxo8.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-83339675571859188162009-12-22T18:30:00.003+11:002009-12-22T18:36:53.105+11:00Joe McElderry<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/20/article-0-07A0342E000005DC-905_468x344.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 364px; height: 267px;" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/20/article-0-07A0342E000005DC-905_468x344.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>That right there is not only the little shitforbrains who <a href="http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/rage-against-the-machine/news/171321-rage-against-the-machine-beat-x-factors-joe-mcelderry-t">got his chart-related arse handed to him by a fucking Facebook group</a>, but he's also your unbackable favourite for "World's Biggest Shit-Eating Grin 2009".<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1244/epicfailhj1.jpg" height="95" width="191" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-77884010712097436502009-12-11T21:54:00.003+11:002009-12-11T21:55:34.515+11:00Japanese Spambots<p><a href="http://epic-fail.blogspot.com/2009/11/luke-steele.html">FUCKING ALL UP IN MY SHIT RUINING MY COMMENTS BOX</a></p><p><br /></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >FUCK. OFF.</span><br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7563/mehgm5.jpg" width="191" height="95" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-8239254503349945552009-12-06T22:12:00.003+11:002009-12-06T22:18:05.515+11:00Blogs that turn into Books<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://insanityoverrated.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stuffwhitepeoplelike.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 358px;" src="http://insanityoverrated.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/stuffwhitepeoplelike.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Why the fuck would I want a shitty paperback version of someone's shitty wordpress?<br />Why the fuck would I want to PAY for that, when I can Firefox the shit out of it for free?<br />Why the fuck do you think your shitty bullshit blog fuckwittery would have even the smallest chance of standing up for itself in the vast literary world?<br /><br />And, finally, but most importantly:<br /><br />How the fuck are you going to repay me because my Boss yelled at me because I couldn't ALT+TAB my way out of your dumbfuck blogbook when I saw him coming?<br /><br />Eat shit, kill yourself, repeat.<br /><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6592/failxo8.jpg" width="191" height="95" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-72960318193831520092009-11-26T20:26:00.001+11:002009-11-26T20:28:59.729+11:00The ARIA Awards<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e2hQu-ZD_7E/Sw5J9d57W6I/AAAAAAAAAF0/Kce8b371OV4/s1600/Aria.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 342px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e2hQu-ZD_7E/Sw5J9d57W6I/AAAAAAAAAF0/Kce8b371OV4/s400/Aria.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408341522866985890" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>I'm convinced that the statue is designed like that in the faint hope that the utter shitfucks who actually win these "awards" take the hint and use the statue to skewer their own brains out.</p><p>What a fucking joke.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6592/failxo8.jpg" width="191" height="95" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-69139905413236845442009-11-12T18:45:00.003+11:002009-11-12T18:47:39.067+11:00Mexico<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7844/mexicofail.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 329px;" src="http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7844/mexicofail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>FUCK YOU, MEXICO.</p><p>NO EXCLUSIVE GARDEN JAWA FOR YOU.</p><p>BITCH.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7563/mehgm5.jpg" width="191" height="95" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-77291613057482339362009-11-11T17:23:00.002+11:002009-11-11T17:25:57.873+11:00Luke Steele<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4495/lukesteelefail.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 396px; height: 562px;" src="http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4495/lukesteelefail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>There is no fire hot enough to remove the lingering stain that is your life from this earth.</p><p>Stop. Please, for fucks sake, stop.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" width="191" height="95" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com191tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-9307724163555407672009-11-03T19:48:00.006+11:002009-11-03T20:00:39.953+11:00Algebra<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cms.uhd.edu/qep/algebra/algebra_basic.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 380px; height: 270px;" src="http://cms.uhd.edu/qep/algebra/algebra_basic.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><p>Consider the following:</p><p>x = a+b+c+d(y+z+b)</p>Assume the following to be true:<br /><br />a = 6<br />b = 21<br />c = 3<br />d = 11<br />y = 25<br />z = 15<br /><br />So therefore:<br /><br />x = 6+21+3+11(25+15+21)<br /><br />Now convert the integers to their corresponding capitalised alphabetical values, and simplify the equation.<br /><br />This makes the equation read thusly:<br /><br />x = FUCK(YOU)<br /><br />Solve that, shithead.<br /><p><br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" width="191" height="95" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2274981542754631477.post-60676083044813819042009-11-01T22:42:00.003+11:002009-11-01T22:49:03.871+11:00Shia LeBouf<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.pynkcelebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shia-labeouf-shirtless-jogging.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 379px; height: 270px;" src="http://www.pynkcelebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shia-labeouf-shirtless-jogging.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p><br /></p><p>Talentless shit who's clearly the long-lost lovespawn of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallagher_%28comedian%29">Gallagher</a>, <a href="http://epic-fail.blogspot.com/2007/10/ratburn.html">Ratburn</a> and a <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2008/05/09/2239340.htm">rusty shovel</a>.<br /></p><p>Fail-O-Meter:<br /><img src="http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6678/hugefailjb4.jpg" width="191" height="95" /><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0