29.4.10

Fuller


Seriously kid. Go easy on the Pepsi.

And stop smiling, you little shit.

Fail-O-Meter:

11.4.10

American Cheddar



Sourced from the deepest depths of Satan's toenails and delivered straight to the walls of your most vital arteries, this piss-poor dog's breakfast excuse for "cheese" looks like utter shit and tastes like utter arse. It's taste is so bad that it renders any and all foodstuffs it comes into contact with utterly useless, sapping the taste and nutritional value away like a sembiotic parasite; slowly ebbing away the foods' lifeforce until all that's left is a sad, pathetic grey lump of mush topped with this snot coloured glob of hell.

Fail-O-Meter:
Right here is where, in an ordinary world, you'd see our fancy little meter proclaiming this particular post to be of the category "Epic Fail".

However, in imageshack's infinte wisdom, they have decided to usurp the original image, and instead replace it with an ad spriuking their "thumbnail feature".

If I wanted fucking thumbnails, I'd travel across the globe to imageshack's HQ and forcibly remove the thumbnails of the guys who coded that feature using nothing more than a rusty pair of needlenose pliars, with a bucket of liquidised citric acid to soak the open wounds in.

Fuck you, Imageshack. Jerks.