18.12.07

The Vampires application on Facebook and the fiends that shove it in your face



"Fuckhead's "insert lame prefix here" Vampire has earnt 3 vampire points by attacking you 3 times. Click the 'Start Biting Chumps' button to become a Vampire and start biting other chumps! You can also fight other Zombies, Vampires & Werewolves now!"

Hey I got a better idea, how bout I come over to your house and pop you in the jaw for 3 points. How does that sound?

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Professor Ogden Wernstrom


















Wernstrom....


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16.12.07

Bionic Soccer Balls








A NEW "bionic ball" being tested at the Club World Cup in Japan could soon be a regular feature at FIFA tournaments, its developers say.

The technology, involving magnetic sensors that determine if the micro-chipped ball has crossed the goal line, has worked well so far, according to co-designers adidas and Cairos.


I've got a much better system for judging goals.

If the ball goes in the net, it's a goal.

Cunt-fucking-simple.


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Bob Geldof










Kill yourself.


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Myspace "Secret" Shows








THIS IS A SECRET SHOW SO DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET. AND IT'S ALL SUPER SECRET AND EXCLUSIVE SO DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. IN FACT, IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I MEAN, YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT, BUT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME IT'S TOTALLY HAPPENING AND YOU SHOULD COME BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET SHOW THAT EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD TOTALLY DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT. YOU ARE SUPER HIP AND COOL AND TOTALLY IN ON THE BIG SECRET. AWESOME.


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Cory Feldman
















Cheeky little shit.


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4.12.07

.png files







Say what?


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3.12.07

Barrens Chat



Ahh, now I remember why I play Alliance.

Want more?

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The amount of contributions to this blog during the month of November















Lift our game, we bunch of slack cunts.

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24.11.07

Cool New People (continued)


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23.11.07

Californication

















Sure, the boobage is great. But at some point you have to force yourself to realise that it's David Duchovney playing a role that ISN'T Fox Mulder.

And as if that weren't bad enough, the entire premise of the show is built around an aging, not very good actor, getting "sexy" all up on my TV screen, whilst throwing out C-Bombs like they were network-televisional gumdrops.


Hail of fail.


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16.11.07

Blowflies

Seriously, fuck off.

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People who watch TV when the cricket is on but don't watch the cricket

There are only 3 fathomable reasons someone would do this

  1. Your watching cricket on another channel
  2. Porn
  3. Your a weak dog
And if anyone gives me that "oh but cricket is boring blah blah blah" is swear to god I will find you and stab you in the throat.

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15.11.07

Gypsies



















Fucking gypsies. Get off my lawn.


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13.11.07

Bulletin Fiends



FFS

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30.10.07

Abjurist Belmara


Hello my name is Abjurist Belmara, I was killed when Kael'thas and his blood elf kroons came an invaded Kirin'Var Village in Netherstorm. Now I just wander around the village as a ghost trying to kill people. If you the the jump on me I can be killed pretty easily however the thing is I respawn in about 10 seconds and then sneak up behind the last person who killed me while they are fighting another one of my fallen comrades and are at about 20% health and Frostbolt them to death.

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Tarisai Vushe


Listen

WAT?!

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24.10.07

Wheatgrass


What a fucking wank.

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23.10.07

This guy


Yeah I see you riding, and yeah I am hating.

Douchebag.


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Netscape Navigator


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Pepsi


1 part battery acid
1 part Mylanta
2 parts AC Cola

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18.10.07

Paul Shaffer


Would it kill you to shut up for a second?

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Pink

"...Let me tell you 'bout hard work, hard work, hard work
You don't know nothing 'bout hard work, hard work, hard work.."

Extract From Pink's current single "Dear Mr. President" a song Pink describes as "an open letter" to US President George W Bush...

Where the fuck do you get off telling people about hard work you self righteous man bashing harlett woman. Look I'm not a George Bush fan by any stretch of the imagination (although the guy does have some pretty smooth dance moves) but to insinuate that his job as the President of the most powerful nation in the world is a walk in the park is a fucking joke.

And what exactly was it you were going to tell him about hard work huh? Were you going to tell him about how hard your pilates were this morning or how hard it is having to travel the world singing your girl power anthems to thousands of adoring fans? Oh I know you'd tell him how hard it was trying to fuckover Australian wool farmers and then doing a complete 180 once you realised you'd pissed people off. Yeah that's it.

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13.10.07

Greedo







Slick shooting, hot shot.


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Sub-fail: Greedo Shooting First

Worst cinematic idea ever. Mega-failure.

The following characters in Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

In no particular order...

1. Bugle kid

Why is his face so shiny? That's not normal.

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2. The gang who took that cross thing

Apart from the leader guy, he's ok. But the kid who yells heaps, the Slash wannabe and the other guy can get fucked.

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3. Donovan's wife

Shut up bitch.

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4. This Guy

Nice nose fuckhead.

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5.This Guy

He gawn get it.

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7.The Pilot who flies into the tunnel

Idiot

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8. Donovan

That's what you get.

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9. Brodie

Babbling old fool

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10.Shortround

I know he's not in The Last Crusade but he is easily the most annoying character in all the 3 films so I put him in anyway.

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