29.4.08

Harbhajan Singh

If there was any doubt that Harbhajan Singh was a douche here is the undeniable proof...

"Indian spinner Harbhajan Singh will miss the next 11 Indian Premier League matches, after he was banned for slapping national team-mate Shanth Sreesanth."

What a douche. I am nominating Harbhajan Singh for biggest douche in the Universe...

Yes you are.

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22.4.08

This Brazillian Priest



A Catholic priest who floated away under hundreds of helium balloons in a bid to raise money for his parish is missing off Brazil.

Only pieces of the party balloons have been found by searchers looking for Reverend Adelir Antonio de Carli off the coast of Santa Catarina state, the Associated Press reported.



Now I'm not a fancy big city scientist, but I know that the general concept of helium is that it's lighter than air. And when you fill something with helium, such as a balloon, it's going start to rising.

Now I'd be inclined to think that if the amount of helium you were strapping yourself to VASTLY outweighed your own body weight, bad things are going to happen. Particularly if you have no means of controlling the direction you float.

One for the Darwin Awards.

Fucking Catholics. Where's your God now?

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Post script: I just heard that the last radio communication they got from him was him asking how to use his GPS.

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I really don't think you'll ever see a fail of more epic proportions than this.

19.4.08

Nick D'Arcy



The main reason I wanted to post this is the article title shown above. But also what the fuck sort of name is D'Arcy, just call it Darcy and be done with it.

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Faker


Hooray for mediocrity!!!

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18.4.08

The Office of Film and Literature Classification

Despite confirmation in February 2008 that the Australian version of Grand Theft Auto IV would not be edited in any way, Rockstar has now told The Sydney Morning Herald journalist Jason Hill that the Australian version will be edited.


Words cannot describe the level of fail that this Big Brother-style government office has achieved.

Here's a thought; before you scare literally every game developer into thinking we're a complete nanny-state, why don't you take that trigger happy finger off the censorship cannon and recommend the introduction of an Adults Only R18+ rating for games.

Y'know... LIKE EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE ELSE IN THE WESTERN WORLD.


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Stoop Kid













They're just steps, you putz.

Man up.


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15.4.08

McCain Lasagna

You know the one on that ad with the earthquake shenanigans, that's not lasanga it's just bow pasta with bolognese sauce. Fuck you McCain and your "lasagna"

This is lasagna.

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14.4.08

Brent Staker





That'll learn you for getting your jaw in the way of a Barry Hall fist.

How 'bout try and not be a shit player next time.

In fact, here's a great new joke. It's gonna do the rounds man, I swear it.

Q: What do you tell a man that just got punched by Barry Hall?

A: Nothing. 'Cause he been knocked the FUCK out.


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4.4.08

This Guy

Time to switch to decaf.

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