Green Capsicum

Anyone who chooses to eat this shit raw is a beast and should be treated as such. So... Bitter. Blargh

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Fucking MySpace

So I log on to DieSpace this morning to post a bulletin about the my new work shoes that I purchased yesterday. See Below...

I was quite happy that through the use of some Myer Gift Vouchers and the fact Myer had 20% off shoes for father's day I had only paid $2.95 for these shoes when the retail price was $109.95.

So I post my bulletin log out of MySpace and do some work.

So now I log back into MySpace to see if anyone has commented on my awesome new shoes and I get hit with this shit...

FUCK. OFF.

My account has not been phished. Just because I posted a bulletin that included the words "Gift Voucher"does not mean my account has been hacked. Now I have to change my password and apparently I'm not allowed to use my old one. Fuck I hate MySpace.

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P.S. Feel free to comment on my new work shoes.

Dumb Broads

AC Slater > Life.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward

"Fast Forward is the name given to the “all new series” produced by 4Kids as a continuation to the TMNT 2003 series. It follows the adventures of the Ninja Turtles and Splinter as they are accidentally transported one hundred years into the future by Cody Jones, great grandson of Casey Jones and April O’Neil, and heir to the O’Neil Tech business empire."

I was unfortunate enough to catch a few minutes of this tripe this morning while having breakfast.

So lets just sum this up here...

• Based in 2105
• No Casey Jones
• No Shredder
• They live in an classy inner city apartment with a robot and some kid
  

Congratulations you have destroyed my childhood.

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Bad Puns

-_-

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Ben Lee

http://www.ben-lee.com/blog.htm

OK cunthole. Enough is enough. I barely tolerated that ridiculous Catch My Disease tripe you called a "song". I sufferred the indignity of having to live in a world where you were actually allowed to act in a film. But this? THIS GOES TOO FUCKING FAR.

What kind of pathetic retarded bullshit lame-arse piss & wind excuse for a human being do you think you are? Did you think you were "cool"? Did you think you were being "hip and edgy"? Do you think you're some sort of bard? or troubador? Well I have sour news for you, jack. You're a fucking disease. You are the Ringo to our rest of the Beatles.

Words cannot describe the epicness of your fail.

Do us all an enormous favour, and end yourself as soon as possible.

You miserable shitcunt.

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Cool New People (continued)

God damn that bitch on the left pisses me off.

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Internet Explorer

Stop making my post look shit. FFS, your lack of ability to perform simple tasks astounds me.

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Java Script

FUCKING. USELESS.

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The Australian Bureau of Statistics

There is no fucking way that I'm telling you about my secret superpowers.

Eat my shit.

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"Cool New People"

Debatable.

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Vega (Circa: Super Street Fighter II Turbo)

You give gypsy cheats a bad name.

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Col. Maybourne

Pull your fucking head in before Richard Dean Anderson kicks your arse.

Fucking arsehole.

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Lleyton Hewitt

When are you going to accept the fact that you can't beat Federer.

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Kath & Kim

Sell outs.

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John Butler

• Names his band after himself
• He is popular in France
• Self-righteous twat

All ticks in the wrong boxes. You Fail.

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Howie Mandel

You wish you were Andrew O'Keefe.

No deal, shitface.

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Beck

Fuck off nobody likes you, you're not cool your music is shit.

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