The Veronicas

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24514700-5016432,00.html

"I want to get on my soapbox. I think the speech would be that I want to remind people we are up there because we worked hard to realise a dream we have had since we were so young," Jess said.

"We are not up there because my boobs were flashed all over the world.

"We worked so hard to get to the point where people could rethink pop music and that you can have longevity doing that kind of music, that it doesn't have to be disposable.

"What p---ed me off about everything that has happened this year is that it has degraded and detracted from what we have done.

"Getting nominated for an ARIA isn't easy and winning one is so much harder."

Her twin sister, who shared Jess's pain after private photos were leaked by someone trying to sabotage their career, said it was important The Veronicas remained inspirational to their young fans.

"We want people to have the dream that maybe they can get up there on the ARIAs stage like we did," she said.

Oh lord, where to begin with this one...

Firstly "girls", I think it's important to note here that whenever I have the horrid misfortune of hearing your "music", it certainly doesn't make me rethink pop music, or anything at all for that matter. In fact it only reinforces my firmly held opinion that you are both, in fact, hell born hobgoblins who function solely on money and dick. You make label driven hyperbole that is gone from the minds of listeners as quickly as it enters it, and with any luck any and all memory of your fucking woeful careers thus far will be completely erased before the end of the decade.

Secondly, getting nominated for an ARIA isn't worth shit. I mean for fucks sake, they actually have awards for "highest selling single". HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN AN AWARD. More to that, WHY ARE THERE NOMINEES??? You're a part of a major record corporation. Sales figures are your bible. "Winning" something like this is not a fucking surprise. But more to that, the categories you aspire to (chiefly: pop) are populated by other vacuous wastes of fucking life that it turns this "contest" into a game of "Who is this years biggest cocksmoking harlot?".

And last, but certainly not least, I have one last thing to say.
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT PICTURES OF YOUR TITS CIRCULATING THE GODDAMNED INTERNET, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SENT FUCKING PHOTOS OF THEM OUT IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE, YOU FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING BITCH.

FAIL. HAIL OF FAIL.

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