23.7.08

People who wear Bluetooth Headsets













Nothing says "I'm a cockbrained yuppie fuckwit" quite like these ridiculous things.

If you yourself happen to own or use one, here's a list of other things you may enjoy:

  • A tall Starbucks mocha-frappa-orange-cappa-fucker-cafe-minger-I'm-a-dicklicker-chino. With sprinkles.
  • Necrophilia.
  • Dan Brown novels and/or Michael Bay movies.
  • Enya's complete discography.
  • Baccarat.
  • All things pertaining to the nation of France and its people therein.
  • Flower arranging and assorted flower arranging paraphernalia.
  • Bob Geldof.


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