13.8.08

Judo















Oh sure. On paper, it seems exciting. Perhaps even enthralling. But I've got the hot scoop for you.

A Judo bout consists primarily of the following:
  • Two people feebly grabbing at each others bathrobes for 5 minutes.

If I wanted to watch that, I'd stop by Happy Hour at the Masonic Retirement Village.


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice blog. And by nice, I mean epic. and by blog, I of course mean fail.

Eat a dick.