Cool New People (continued)

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Californication

Sure, the boobage is great. But at some point you have to force yourself to realise that it's David Duchovney playing a role that ISN'T Fox Mulder.

And as if that weren't bad enough, the entire premise of the show is built around an aging, not very good actor, getting "sexy" all up on my TV screen, whilst throwing out C-Bombs like they were network-televisional gumdrops.

Hail of fail.

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Blowflies

Seriously, fuck off.

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People who watch TV when the cricket is on but don't watch the cricket

There are only 3 fathomable reasons someone would do this

1. Your watching cricket on another channel
2. Porn
3. Your a weak dog

And if anyone gives me that "oh but cricket is boring blah blah blah" is swear to god I will find you and stab you in the throat.

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Gypsies

Fucking gypsies. Get off my lawn.

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Bulletin Fiends

FFS

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