Fuck off.
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Posted by Anonymous at 4:02 PM 0 comments
Category: People who should be dead, Shit Ideas
Posted by Anonymous at 3:55 PM 0 comments
Category: People who should be dead
Fuck that.
You seriously wanted him to apologise to the other team because he was apparently ruling at his job?
Here's an apology for them: "I'm sorry your team SUCKS ASS."
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Posted by Anonymous at 5:27 PM 0 comments
Category: Idiots, Shit Ideas, Sports
Tex Perkins and the wat?
If you come to Launceston and play at the casino (which believe me is not as glamorous as it sounds) it means one of two things...
Either you're the Deltones or you suck. So which is it Tex?
Seriously just take your "Lady Boyz" to crawl back to the cave of insignificance you came from.
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Posted by KidBalance at 11:27 PM 2 comments
Category: Music
If I ever find you you son of a bitch I swear to god I will fucking murder you.
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Posted by KidBalance at 11:17 PM 17 comments
Category: People who should be dead, TV
Posted by Anonymous at 10:32 PM 0 comments
Category: People who should be dead
Seriously, if I went to the press every time I saw some thing that sort for resembled a dude with a beard or some bird in robes and shit New Idea would owe me like a billion dollars.
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Posted by KidBalance at 6:25 PM 0 comments
Category: General Fail
What the fuck. GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS GUY, LOOK AT HIS FUCKING STUPID FACE ARRRGGGH!!!!!!!!!
Next time you have a red dot on your forehead it will be from a sniper rifle, my sniper rifle you wafty fuck.
By the way has anyone got a sniper rifle I could purchase off them? I'm willing to pay top dollar, riding the world of this motherfucker would be worth every cent.
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Posted by KidBalance at 6:13 PM 0 comments
Category: Ben Lee, People who should be dead
I warn you, click at your own peril.
Are you happy? Hmm? Content? Satisfied? Altogether pleased with your "feats" of "journalistic excellence"?
WELL I'M FUCKING NOT.
The WHOLE FUCKING POINT of The Stig was that he was, for all intents and purposes, identity-less.
The Stig simply was. And that was more than enough.
See, childhood is filled was false prophets and disappointment. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Loki the Angel of Death. These all turned out to be either complete fallacies or Matt Damon.
The Stig gave hope to every grown man who needed something to believe in. The Stig was above the common man. But more importantly, The Stig was also real.
But you just HAD to fucking ruin it for everyone, didn't you. Well thanks-a-fucking-lot, dickwads.
The only comforting thought is the knowledge that you work in a soulless profession that will, with any luck, see you covering Cat Shows and World's Largest Nobody-Cares until the day you die. And on that day your eternal sentence of being cast into Hell's firey depths to be beaten mercilessly with that very same Stig helmet you "removed" for all eternity will begin, whilst we sit on our Aston Martin made cloud in Heaven shouting "SERVES YOU FUCKING RIGHT."
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Posted by Anonymous at 11:49 PM 0 comments
Category: People who should be dead, TV
I like smoking while undertaking other activities as much as the next guy but in a gun battle with the fuzz!!!! No, that sort of shit requires your full attention (And I would know, because I'm gangsta).
So, summing up. Smoking a da in a gun fight...
Cool? Fuck yes
Wise? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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BTW: More photos here. Fantastic stuff.
Posted by KidBalance at 7:20 PM 1 comments
Fail - feyl
–verb
1. to fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.