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Showing posts with label The French. Show all posts
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10.9.08
The Large Hadron Collider
Normally, when dudes want to draw attention away from the fact that they have little-to-no dick, they buy a sports car.
But occasionally, a large group of dickless nancy boys assemble in the one place. And even more occasionally, that group happens to assemble on the French/Swiss border.
When this happens, the collective fail of that group is so great, that the resulting failure by-product is the useless piece of shit known to us as the Large Hadron Collider.
I mean, when Stephen Hawking treats you sarcastic contempt you know you're destined for a fail of such colossal proportions that you'll need to spend the next 20 years devising a algorithmic model in order to comprehend just how big of a fuckhead you really are.
Also, "Hadron" is far too close to "Hardon" for anyone to take the damn thing seriously.
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15.8.08
23.7.08
People who wear Bluetooth Headsets
Nothing says "I'm a cockbrained yuppie fuckwit" quite like these ridiculous things.
If you yourself happen to own or use one, here's a list of other things you may enjoy:
- A tall Starbucks mocha-frappa-orange-cappa-fucker-cafe-minger-I'm-a-dicklicker-chino. With sprinkles.
- Necrophilia.
- Dan Brown novels and/or Michael Bay movies.
- Enya's complete discography.
- Baccarat.
- All things pertaining to the nation of France and its people therein.
- Flower arranging and assorted flower arranging paraphernalia.
- Bob Geldof.
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16.5.08
French Con Artists, and the Vietnamese Chumps who fall for it.
Click here for the full scoop.
"A 32-year-old Frenchman is set to stand trial in a lower court near Oslo next week on charges that he cheated a gullible Vietnamese man out of 180,000 kroner (35,00 dollars, 23,000 euros) earlier this year, local daily Romerikes Blad (RB) reported on its website.
The victim of the con, who was not identified, was reportedly told by the Frenchman to leave a mixture of real cash with blank bills to marinate in a special liquid overnight, and the next morning he would have double the amount of cash at his disposal.
But when he showed up the next morning to collect his prize, both the cash and the suspected con-artist, whose name was not revealed, had disappeared.
"He has given a statement that leads us to believe that he really believed this was possible. But we are of course having a hard time understanding how someone could actually believe such a tall tale," police officer Ragnar Ingberg told RB.
On March 3, the Frenchman was arrested while trying to leave the country with nearly 200,000 kroner in his possession.
The man's defence lawyer, Jan Schjatvet, told RB his client had come to Norway to find used cars in mint condition to sell in Africa, and that he was flabbergasted at the charges against him.
"He is extremely surprised to be charged with something that is so incredible. This sounds completely crazy," he told the paper."
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John Butler
- Names his band after himself
- He is popular in France
- Self-righteous twat
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