The Large Hadron Collider

Normally, when dudes want to draw attention away from the fact that they have little-to-no dick, they buy a sports car.

But occasionally, a large group of dickless nancy boys assemble in the one place. And even more occasionally, that group happens to assemble on the French/Swiss border.

When this happens, the collective fail of that group is so great, that the resulting failure by-product is the useless piece of shit known to us as the Large Hadron Collider.

I mean, when Stephen Hawking treats you sarcastic contempt you know you're destined for a fail of such colossal proportions that you'll need to spend the next 20 years devising a algorithmic model in order to comprehend just how big of a fuckhead you really are.

Also, "Hadron" is far too close to "Hardon" for anyone to take the damn thing seriously.

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