People who wear Bluetooth Headsets

Nothing says "I'm a cockbrained yuppie fuckwit" quite like these ridiculous things.

If you yourself happen to own or use one, here's a list of other things you may enjoy:

• A tall Starbucks mocha-frappa-orange-cappa-fucker-cafe-minger-I'm-a-dicklicker-chino. With sprinkles.
• Necrophilia.
• Dan Brown novels and/or Michael Bay movies.
• Enya's complete discography.
• Baccarat.
• All things pertaining to the nation of France and its people therein.
• Flower arranging and assorted flower arranging paraphernalia.
  
• Bob Geldof.
  

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