30.1.08

Nigella Lawson


















Seriously woman.

Tits or gtfo.


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29.1.08

Look at your pants.

















Your pants: Look at them.


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Dave







Oh hey Dave, what's up man? Yeah. Yeah sweet. Me? Oh you know, the usual. This and that I guess. You know, the same old routine, really. I get up, I go to work, then I come home for a bit of GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETS, FUCKFACE.


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26.1.08

The things that I hate.

Fuck those things.


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This Shit


Ok, 2 things.

1. This email claims to be from someone called Yofranks yet it states in the from column that it is from Qui Tang. I do not know anyone who goes by either of these names.

2. What the fuck sort of name is Yofranks.

DELETE

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24.1.08

Brad Garrett

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18.1.08

Cowboy pilots

Click here


If you took your hands off your dicks for five seconds you might actually get a chance to remember this:

Plane goes on runway.

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This little shit.


Funny Kid Isnt Sorry About Huge Party - Watch more free videos


Little cunt needs a fucking kick in the teeth, or the wrath of the back of Dad's hand.

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15.1.08

The Australian Open a.k.a The US Open ver 2.0



Just cause old fuckhead Hewitt had a bit of a winge last year you go and change the fucking courts to exact clones of the courts used at the US Open. Surely the point of having the Australian Open having rebound ace was so every grand slam was played on a different surface, the least you could have done was kept the courts green but no. Now we have 2 tournaments exactly the same. Lame.

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Matthew Hardy (no not the wrestler)


If your so Australian then why are you such a fuck. You are the most unfunny person since Corinne Grant.

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11.1.08

Tim Franklin


Find a fire and die in it.

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Wilson















Show your face, you bloody coward.

Fucking Commie scum.

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epicfail.org

What a fucking joke.



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Cantaloupe











Sure, it's good for you.
But it's as bland as high school poetry and tastes like candle wax.

Stay the fuck away from my cereal.


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10.1.08

Greater Hobart


I'm sorry I wasn't aware Oatlands was a part of Hobart. Fucking Hobart.

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