Matthew Hardy (continued)

My mouldy bowl of alphabet soup writes better jokes than you, fuckhead.

Let's look at this list of comedians who have done the "Fuck ay, Australian'n shit, yeah?" schtick before:

- Chris "I'm a Bloke" Franklin
- Kevin "Bloody" Wilson
- Austin Tayshus (You know. That cunt who had the Australiana song back in 1983)

Oh sure. They all had 5 miuntes of fame. But where are they now? Back doing shitty gigs at the Bowral RSL, and if they're lucky, a matinee gig at the Masonic Nursing Home in fucking Toorak.

But still, you can't even hold their jockstrap. Do yourself a favour, and get the fuck out of my comedies.

If you're looking for work, the kid that mows my lawns just moved away. You can have his job. It pays about the same as a shitful comedian, anyway.

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Matthew Hardy (no not the wrestler)

If your so Australian then why are you such a fuck. You are the most unfunny person since Corinne Grant.

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