My mouldy bowl of alphabet soup writes better jokes than you, fuckhead.
- Chris "I'm a Bloke" Franklin
- Kevin "Bloody" Wilson
- Austin Tayshus (You know. That cunt who had the Australiana song back in 1983)
Oh sure. They all had 5 miuntes of fame. But where are they now? Back doing shitty gigs at the Bowral RSL, and if they're lucky, a matinee gig at the Masonic Nursing Home in fucking Toorak.
But still, you can't even hold their jockstrap. Do yourself a favour, and get the fuck out of my comedies.
If you're looking for work, the kid that mows my lawns just moved away. You can have his job. It pays about the same as a shitful comedian, anyway.
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i commend your epic fail. not only is he not funny in the slightest, he looks like the kind of football playing polo shirt fuck who tries to tell you hes into punk rock when you say you are and when you ask what bands he says something like Daughtry.
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