Everything that Lynyrd Skynyrd's done post-1977

I've heard of flogging a dead horse, but this is ridiculous.

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Brett Favre (cont'd)

Brett Favre signs with the Minnesota Vikings.

You son of a bitch.

If, during World War II, Winston Churchill had defected to Nazi Germany, paired up with Hitler and not only led them to a crushing, world-conquering victory, but joined him in touring every major city in the world, butt-raping every child and small dog in sight whilst simultaneously running nails down chalkboards and stabbing kittens with AIDS knives...

...IF that had happened, you signing to the Vikings would still be worse.

Get FUCKED.

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Smith's Chips "Gobbledok"

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE

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"Best 2009 Film"

Really? That's the best you could come up with? REALLY?

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This shit

No.

Nobody fucking cares, Bruce Jackson.

Fuck off. Seriously. Fuck the fuck right off.

You look like a pomegranate.

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Erin Burnett

Australian Pime Minister Kevin Rudd has been labelled a serial killer on US TV for approving the culling of feral camels.

Erin Burnett, an anchor on American financial news channel CNBC, launched a verbal attack targetting Rudd following his government's decision to spend $A19 million to cull feral camels in the outback.

What a stupid fucking whore. Firstly, on live national TV no less, this ridiculous waste of human cognition just called the FREELY ELECTED LEADER of an ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC NATION a serial killer. A nation who is a strong ally (not only in silly games of conservative wartime grabass, but in important things like trade, arts, Hugh Jackman and economics) of her precious and oh-so-infallible USA, for that matter.

Secondly, her little camel rant was hands down the most ill-informed piece of shit I've ever heard in my life. Seriously. The unintelligible garble on Blue's Fucking Clues is more informed than this horrible shittits.

Why the fuck would you go on a dickshitting rant like that when ONE SIMPLE WIKIPEDIA SEARCH would yield you an abundance of legitimate reasons for culling Camels. Fuck. Save the camels? Alright. How about we shove 1,000,000 feral camels in your enormous gaping vagina, because you clearly have the room for it, what with all the feral dick that's obviously been all up in there.

Furthermore, there is absolutely no way that I'm taking sound financial advice from someone who's gotten their baps out for fucking Maxim magazine.

What a fucking joke. A pox on thee, you fucking dumb twat.

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