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OHSHITLETMEGETRIGHTONTHAT.

For fucks sake.

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Wat.

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Dr. Frederic J Baur

The designer of the Pringles crisp tube has died – and had his remains buried in one of the containers.

Dr Fredric J. Baur, who was 89, had told his family to ensure his final resting place was the inside of one of his most famous creations.

They honoured his request by having his ashes buried in a Pringles tube – and a more conventional urn for the overflow – at Arlington Memorial Gardens in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Dr Baur, who was a retired chemist and food storage technician at Pringles owners Procter and Gamble, patented the design for the saddle-shaped crisp’s vertical container in 1970.

His daughter Linda told the Cincinnati Enquirer that the packaging was his “proudest accomplishment.”

He also invented several other products, including a freeze-dried ice cream, which didn’t enjoy as much success.

His son Lawrence Baur told the Enquirer: “Basically, what you did, you added milk to it, put it in the freezer and you had ice cream. That was another one he was proud of but just never went anywhere.

Far be it for me to poke fun at the dead, but here is this mans so called "greatest invention"; a cardboard tube.

The Pringles company waltzed into this mans office one day and said "We have no idea how to package these perfectly identical chips that you can neatly stack on top of each other in a nice little vertical pile."
And at that moment, "Dr" Frederic J Baur reached into the depths of his intellect and came up with the greatest idea of his life: A CARDBOARD FUCKING TUBE.

Oh but it doesn't stop there. His other invention? Freeze dried ice cream! See what you do with that is, you get the powder, you pour milk into it, you put it in the freezer, and then you wait till it freezes and VOILA! ICE CREAM!

What could be more convenient than that except maybe ACTUAL FUCKING ICE CREAM THAT YOU TAKE DIRECTLY OUT OF THE FREEZER AND EAT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW???

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These two idiots

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