Bionic Soccer Balls

A NEW "bionic ball" being tested at the Club World Cup in Japan could soon be a regular feature at FIFA tournaments, its developers say.

The technology, involving magnetic sensors that determine if the micro-chipped ball has crossed the goal line, has worked well so far, according to co-designers adidas and Cairos.

I've got a much better system for judging goals.

If the ball goes in the net, it's a goal.

Cunt-fucking-simple.

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