Starsigns and astrology are swindles made up by Gypsies to fool idiots like you into thinking that some bullshit dot-to-dot drawing that some shrooming hippie freak drew in the night sky has influence in your supposed "life".
It doesn't.
They're just stars.
Useless, good for nothing stars.
And yet you continue to fall for these filthy Gypsies and their shady Gypsy curses they put on you every single day in the form of the utterly retarded horoscope.
So here you go. I have prepared for you, your first and only completely accurate, 100% Gypsy-free insight into your own future. Enjoy.
HOROSCOPE FOR TOMORROW FOR ALL STAR SIGNS:
Something altogether vague may or may not happen to you, and there's a strong likelihood that you're an impotent bitch.
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4 comments:
I predict that this article is a
load of shite, and that a pack of
marshmallows and twinkies will land on your thighs whilst you defame ethnic groups.
FAIL.
Haha, yeah spot on.
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