Paris Hilton (continued)

Paris Hilton is scared of going into space in case she doesn't return for 10,000 years.

She said, “I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'

Jesus fucking Christ I knew this bitch was stupid but god damn. Last time I checked Paris, Richard Branson isn't capable of travelling at light speed, and even if he was travelling at light speed it isn't going send you into the future. If you watched Stargate you would know this.

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