This Guy

A drunken 78-year-old Swede stole a dinghy after a night out in the Danish town of Helsingor and tried to row back to Sweden, but fell asleep halfway, Danish police say.

Idiot

Fail-O-Meter:

Thinking that walking from Spencer St Station to 565 St kilda Rd is a good idea

This is the sort of mistake you only make once.

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