The ARIA Awards

I'm convinced that the statue is designed like that in the faint hope that the utter shitfucks who actually win these "awards" take the hint and use the statue to skewer their own brains out.

What a fucking joke.

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Mexico

FUCK YOU, MEXICO.

NO EXCLUSIVE GARDEN JAWA FOR YOU.

BITCH.

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Luke Steele

There is no fire hot enough to remove the lingering stain that is your life from this earth.

Stop. Please, for fucks sake, stop.

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Algebra

Consider the following:

x = a+b+c+d(y+z+b)

Assume the following to be true:

a = 6
b = 21
c = 3
d = 11
y = 25
z = 15

So therefore:

x = 6+21+3+11(25+15+21)

Now convert the integers to their corresponding capitalised alphabetical values, and simplify the equation.

This makes the equation read thusly:

x = FUCK(YOU)

Solve that, shithead.

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Shia LeBouf

Talentless shit who's clearly the long-lost lovespawn of Gallagher, Ratburn and a rusty shovel.

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Music Festival Shoulder-Sitters

Get the fuck down.

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