April Fools Day

Pointless. Retarded. Utterly shitful.

"Oh wow, sweet, you put soap in my coffee! Har-de-fucking-har!"

"No way! A clown flower that squirted me with water! How original! The fact that it was fucking plastic didn't tip me off at all!"

"Oh shit! You duct-taped me to a flagpole! Boy, I did not see that one coming. I especially didn't see it coming during those 2 hours when you were duct-taping me to a flagpole."

Next year, I'm going to prank someone by threatening to punch them in the face.

Then I will laugh.

And then they will laugh.

And then I will punch them in the face.

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