Sporks

I'm dividing this up into two sections, addressing the sporks dual (alleged) functions as both a utensil and a weapon.


1) Spork as a Utensil
The spork: For the man comfortable enough in his inherent weakness to proudly state "I'm that much of a retarded cunt that I can't keep my food contained to the boundaries of regular utensils." It is the training wheels of cutlery.


2) Spork as a Weapon
Real men fight with spoons.

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